Bitching n Cussing

A place for The Cusser and The Suffragette to cuss and bitch all they want.

 
Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Minishorts

You've gotta love those minishorts.

The other day I was at Mcdonalds at about 4pm when this chick walked in with those minis. Smaller than her butt!! It was a nice pair of shorts but there wasn't enough butt. There wasn't much cheeks to squeeze. Well, in case you're wondering, it's hard not to notice such thing at 4pm.

So, I'm just wondering how mini is minishorts.net's short?

Oh Ms. Mini, I failed my editor's exam. You're going to spank me?

No! (Yes!)

Have mercy on me! (Harder!)

Please stop Ms. Mini... ! (don't stop! I'm loving it)

You are so wise and good at what you do. (I don't really give a shit, I just want in to that pair of shorts) ... would you help me with my work?

You're the best in what you do in sentul and some say chinatown.

posted by The Cusser at 6:00 PM

 
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