Women are like apples on trees.

The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones
because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground
that aren't as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them,
when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man to come along.

The one who's brave enough to climb all the way
to the top of the tree.

Men... Men are like a fine wine.

They begin as grapes and it's up to women
to stomp the shit out of them

until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Contributors

• The Suffragette
• Cusser